- me sitting: i feel fat
- me standing: i feel fat
- me walking: i feel fat
- me running: i feel fat
- me talking: i feel fat
- me eating: i feel fat
- me not eating: i feel fat
- me breathing: i feel fat
do you ever do that thing in class where you notice you’ve stopped paying attention so you try to focus but then you’re focused so hard on trying to focus that you’re still not paying attention to what they’re saying
YOU PUT IT INTO WORDS
do you ever pee and then you still have to pee after you pee but you cant pee because you just peed
This post spoke to me on a spiritual level.
That is most commonly known as a water infection
WHAT IF MONEY CAME OUT OF OUR VAGINAS WHEN WE WERE ON OUR PERIODS
I’D BE BLOODY RICH
WAS THAT A PUN?
It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.
and a partridge in a pear tree